1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, line 4.
a book of CD's count right? well it does now. "Stephen Lynch: Live at El Ray"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Mee Shee: The Water Monster

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
almost 6:00 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
-.- 5:35

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the tv

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
a couple of days ago, to greet my mom

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
my messages

9. What are you wearing?
a pervert made this friggin survey!a grey shirt and blue pants

10. Did you dream last night?
no

11. When did you last laugh?
um...two days ago when watching The Original Kings of Comedy.

12.What are the walls of the room you are in?
*groans* purple

13. Seen anything weird lately?
me

14. What do you think of this quiz?
its okay

15. What is the last film you saw?
see the answer for question 3

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Cd's, books, weapons, tickets to Cali, Japan, Ireland, and Australia

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
i draw really well.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
take us out of iraq and make the inhabitants of every foreign country that tries to go against the united states die from pork simply touching them.

19. Do you like to dance?
i love to. LOVE to. gotta drag me off the dance floor

20. George Bush.
Satan's bitch

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
i aint sayin. people will steal the names!

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
look at question 21

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
maybe.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Why did I have to carry this burden my whole life?" or "Where's Eve? i'm gonna kick her ass!"

25. Tag six people who must also do this in their journal:
IF you have read it you do it. if you read it and you already did it, comment. please.

And thats a wrap.